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There once was a small boy from Bethlehem who was completely insane and morbidly obese. He was only three feet tall and smelled like fish'n'chips. His head, shaped like a potato quite often smelled of rancid cheese and roastbeef. He liked to play Dungeons & Dragons with lego and J.I.Joe limbs instead of dice. His mother would call him "delusional" but he knew he was "John". His father woul...